Very funny! I am on to you though! You can't fool me, I am not even going to ask. In fact now that you told me, I am going to ruin your game and ask if you're looking forward to youre PhD program
Very funny! I am on to you though! You can't fool me, I am not even going to ask. In fact now that you told me, I am going to ruin your game and ask if you're looking forward to youre PhD program
Some of my relatives tend to bore me as well. I like this idea a lot!
Tell them you have developed a monoclonal antibody that targets a section of the brain associated with memory. Attached to this antibody is a tiny tiny tiny piece of aluminum that when heated with a microwave gun can fry the surrounding tissue to a controlled degree. Then tell them that you have offers to sell this technology to a company.
At this point youre family will be astonished with your progress, which is when you chop them down and bring them back to earth.
You tell them this company has a history of large scale identity theft and credit hacking, but they are offering you a sum of money they can't be over looked.
Then tell them it is great to see them though, and move onto the next victim.
Pitch them on an amway/pyramid scheme. They will avoid you like the plague.
Owl psychologist. Or robot insurance salesman.
Tell them that you are working on getting an exclusive 60 minute television interview with Kip Litton. "Kip reveals all..."