danno wrote:
brown chicken brown cow (sung in a porn soundtrack manner)
The joke is "What did the brown chicken say to the brown cow?"
This is actually a good joke, but it's all about how you deliver the punch line. Like you stated, it should sound like "bow chicka bow-wow".
This joke starts with a man who absolutely loves his cat. He can barely go out because the cat has anxiety problems. One day he has to go on a trip to see his sick mother. He decides to leave the cat with his best friend with a whole list of things and to do and care for the cat.
The day comes and he reluctntly goes on his trip. With in minutes of seperation the cat squaks runs in circles and dies.
The man just arriving at the airport phones his friend to check up on things and his friend tells him right out that the cat is dead. The man absolutely devastated blames the friend for not being more tactful and compasionate.
The friend asks what he should have done; how should he have broke the news?
The man explains that he chould have first told him that the cat escaped and is on the roof .... everything is fine.
Later he could have given an update the the cat slipped off the roof. He is now at the vets. ... everything is fine.
Then finally he could have said that after a long battle the cat did not survive. This way it would have eased the blow.
The friend seeing the err of his ways agrees and says oh by the way .... "your mother is on the roof!"
As you walk in place in a queer manner similar to a racewalker, you deliver the punchline, "I'm chewing gum."
The joke had something to do with a new fad diet which involved absorbing nutrients through your rectum...
Anybody ever hear this joke? It was pretty damn funny in the early 80s.
ollieh wrote:
Wrecked 'em?! Damn near killed 'em!
Haha, this probably the one I would say too. I hear this punchline quite a bit, but I'm not sure if I have ever heard the joke, and if I have, I have forgotten.
"Orgasm? Christ, I'm still tying my shoelace!"
"...good-morning, pump-f*cker."
No, but the two pigs are already in the back aand the other is warming up the truck.
Now where's the woman with a sore tooth?
http://www.pagetutor.com/jokebreak/040.htmlsome grammar nazi wrote:
voodoo d!ck, my a$$!
punch line
All I can smell is molasses!
"Shoot the dog!"
"Who cares?"
Did you see that? Someone threw out a perfectly good white boy!
"show me the money"
i hate letsrun wrote:
the aristocrats!
I am surprised it took 2/3 of a page to get to this.
No worries... Squaw bury Shortcake.
Gobble Gobble Motherf***er
So the old blind carpenter says: "you can't fool this nose, no siree. This here piece of wood is without a doubt the shithouse door off a Tuna boat.
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