74 year old landlord shoots 2 teenage tenants dead over parking dispute.

The only thing that can stop a young man with a car is an old man with a gun.

I'm sorry - why couldn't a penis be 'some instrument' in your example? What about multiple penises, presmuably attached to multiple perps?

And why couldn't any clown with a single shot shotgun & a backpack of ammo be able to mow down 30 1st graders at the local skool? Oh wait, we could outlaw backpacks though, right? Or should we outlaw elem skools? I'm so confused.

What do you think it is about a single shot shotgun that makes this less plausible than an "assault weapon"? Face it, you've never fired any weapon - other than your neighbor's BB gun, which probably skeered you.. so you have no clue about weapons or their capacities or functions, but that doesn't hold you back from being a blathering idiot, does it?

Or do I assume 'some instrument' in your analogy would be autonomous and be able to attack women on it's own? Is this some sort of freaky scifi sex fantasy you're fantasizing about?

You're 1 sick dude.

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE! SOCIAL ACTION!!!!

There shouldn't be any landlords. Why should anyone own the places we live?

if only, right? wrote:

My name is Lance wrote:

A girl was brutally gang raped, then murdered on a bus in India. Rape happens in the US a lot more often than mass shootings. Obviously there are way too many penises in Amerika. There's roughly 1 penis for every male in the US. Why do we need 155M penises? Penises are the weapon of choice in 99% of rapes.

We need penis control now!

Let me continue your line of reasoning which stopped at a 12 year old's intelligence level before finishing at the nonsensical analogy it is.

If there were some instrument which could be used to rape many many women in a very short time with ease while accomplishing all the same goals of rape (whatever they maybe) then we should ban this instrument.

You're an idiot! you should be on the band wagon for castration of men that rape women! there were over 88,0000 foricble rapes in 2009...These offenders cannot be rehabilitated....you want to change the bill of rights? your, mother, sister, daughter, or wife is 10x more likely to be raped than killed by a gun...and if you could stop it by shooting the scum, you would! and your loved one would thank you.

Not too quick on the uptake are you now, Chief?

Whahhhwensweyuwo wrote:

If the landlord did not have a gun this would not have happened. Even simpler, dumbas$.

Karlson wrote:

A young dude in a sports car sees an old lady in Rolls about to pull into a spot. He zips in front of her and steals the spot. "Yah-yaaah! That's what you can do when you're young and quick," he yells at her.

The old lady smashes the Rolls into his little car. "That's what you can do when you're old and rich," she screams.

WRONG: The old lady says, "Young guys are quick. They last only a minute in the sack. No endurance."

The owner was Korean, Koreans are not to be trusted and are the most racist people you will ever run into.

For example, a Korean national killed 32 people in Virginia in 2007.

If any group of people should not be allowed to own firearms its koreans.

On so many levels this is about the most fvcked up post on LRC ever.

please be a troll... also, we can come up with names for anything and put them in a magazine, I'm not arguing there isn't correlation between the prevalence/need for a word and it's manifestation as a written/spoken word. Its so funny how SFH is a victim to people like you.