Great thread! Keep us updated!
Great thread! Keep us updated!
I typically love these challenge threads. This however, makes my skin crawl. So you're honestly going to come on here regularly and tell us "yeah, my buddy just finished hammering himself for the third time in 4 hours. I'm about to go in for number 3 myself."
Good grief, you have to be able to come up with something better. Do the big Mac challenge. Do a different drinking challenge. Do a weightlifting/eating or drinking challenge. If you're married do a running/sex challenge with your wife. If not, do a running/sex challenge with as many girls as you can. Just please stop with the public self-flogging.
I still want to see a good runner with a huge appetite take on the big macs. That's a wr ripe for the picking.
Lighten Up Francis:
As the time approaches, we're feeling similar sentiments regarding the strangeness of this task we are about to undertake. But we're going for it anyway.
Stay tuned for a 2:00 PM start.
For the record, we were roommates for over a year in college. Neither of us has ever walked in on the other. We plan to keep it that way with some restrictions today.
You guys watch each other beat off? If not how do you know it was to completion? Do you check out the tissue with splooge? I'm sorry the jacking off makes this so stupid.
Questar is starting to regret his decision to eat lunch at 12:45.
Ishmael is ravenously hungry for doughnuts after only eating a bowl of cereal at 8:00 today.
Dennis:
We've known eachother for damned near 20 years. This is a pride/trust thing. If we can't accomplish it, we will have no problem admitting it.
We're ten minutes in. Both of us are heading out to run. Questar is planning on 3, Ishmael is planning on 10. Questar is at 1 J/O and 1 beer, Ishmael is at 1 J/O, 2 beers, and 2 doughnuts. The doughnuts were a delicious lunch.
Just promise me you will repent for your sins by at least attempting the big Mac challenge soon.
Hey all, this is Questar, the one who never runs.
Got back from my first run (4.5 miles) about 30 minutes ago and it did not feel good. I'm a little worried about doing this again later on beer/donuts. Ishmael is still not back yet which makes me think he's going for a rather long one, as my meager four and a half was at about a 10 minute/mile pace.
I'm gonna go sit down to a couple beers and a couple donuts and watch some Dirty Dancing (it's on TV and Ishmael's cable remote doesn't have batteries for whatever goddamn reason so I just had to pick something and deal with it) and try to keep up a solid 2 beers, 2 donuts per hour ratio until he heads to class in a few.
Ishmael here:
I ran 12 miles in 90 minutes. It felt pretty easy initially, and I realized that it would be a huge mistake NOT to frontload on the mileage. I came home to find Questar watching Dirty Dancing on my TV. Not a good omen... Upon finishing my run I pounded a beer and a doughnut. Now I'm drinking another beer. My plan is to get in at least two more doughnuts and one more J/O before heading to class in an hour and a half or so.
Questar is about to get serious. He just asked me to hand him his case of doughnuts and "a few beers." I'm anticipating him consuming all of them the time it takes me to finish showering and jerking.
Here's my inspirational quote for Questar: "Sit back, relax, and enjoy a nice, tall glass of chihuahua piss." First person to name the movie gets...well...nothing, but maybe a feeling of kinship.
Oh, and Lighten Up Francis:
What exactly is the Big Mac challenge? Is it a 10K with a Big Mac each mile?
Close. The challenge is to run a 10k and eat 6 Big Macs as quickly as possible. I think I could do 45 minutes, but it would be hard.
Why on earth didn't you: take care of business, run 24 miles, tcob again, slam about 6-8 donuts, drink a bunch of beers, sleep about 8 hours (with a mid nap snack/tcob) and complete the balance leisurely? Not running all the miles at the beginning was a bad choice.
This challenge doesn't even sound entirely difficult, just disgusting (the donuts sound awful).
Azaleas:
Can you do the mileage/Big Macs in any order/combination that you desire?
Makes Sense:
The doughnuts are actually going down pretty easily. I (Ishmael) thought that doing 24 miles would be easy. 20 miles early, with 4 scattered throughout. That was while I was in the midst of marathon training where each weekend I would run either 17-18 or 20 miles. My longest run in the last 4 months is about 14. I do agree with you, though, that frontloading should be the way to go on miles. That's why I put in 12 early. I'll probably do another 4 easy tonight, which only leaves me 8 for tomorrow morning. No biggie.
On another note, Questar and I each finished number two of our six...it was terrifyingly difficult, we agreed. I believe the winner (if you can even call it a winner) of this challenge will be whoever hits six first.
I feel obliged to add that the sexual part of the challenge is very strange.
But Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hope.
Ishmael here:
Questar just informed he's going to get his freak on while I'm in class. Good for him. He also let me know he believes the doughnuts will be the limiting factor for him in this challenge. He's had 5 and hates every bite now. I'm at 6 and still loving them. I do believe not eating lunch was key in this endeavor.
hey "makes sense":
"questar" here. i agree that this challenge is not entirely difficult since im able to partake in it with minimal training. more of a way for my buddy and me to bond over some donuts and beer and running. we dont bond over the other part, you sicko.
anyways im off since its difficult typing entirely with my left hand (due to donut glaze on other hand)
oh quick update for me:
7.5 miles
12 beers
7 donuts
3 j/o's
im gonna try n finish tonight