Gerry Lindgren wrote:
That ain't nothin'. Once I went from 0 miles a week to 5,000 miles a week, all of it was at 5:00 pace or faster. I also swam 3,000 miles that week while carrying a 5 ton steel I-beam on my back on my way to and from work. And then to top it all of I ran 1:30 in a local marathon to break the world record but they didn't keep official time. I'm also God.
9/10, the last sentence almost gave you away