If this is true, I think we may have a winner for craziest thing ever yelled at a runner.
If this is true, I think we may have a winner for craziest thing ever yelled at a runner.
"Hairy nipple old fart!"
Shouted at me from the window of a beat-up old Blazer by a girl in her late teens/early 20s.
Presumably it was meant to be descriptive, though I was about 25 at the time and my nipples are not especially hairy (they were also under a shirt at the time).
Here in Miami, if someone shouted "look out for the iguanas!" I wouldn't think it was strange at all. I would look out for the iguanas.
"run, ernest, run!" - homeless lady in nyc (she got her movies scrambled)
I once had someone shower me with bacon bits out the car window and then they yelled "here's some bacon to fatten you up".
There is truth here.
meThinks wrote:
Here in Miami, if someone shouted "look out for the iguanas!" I wouldn't think it was strange at all. I would look out for the iguanas.
"How big's your DICKS?" from a 12 year old girl.
run forest run about a billion times
hey sexy / hottie / damn! quite often
people scream hey! as they drive by when it is quiet and it scares the hell out of me
i'm sure i've had others but i can't think of anything else
Is that a nipple cover?
referring to my heart rate monitor strap.
one time someone yelled go Pre (pronounced prrrrreh)i was wearing a go pre shirt
running to a local park took me down the sidewalk of a well traveled street. some kids yelled, "JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS" at me as they passed. to be fair i have scraggly hair, a beard, and was wearing white shorts.
Yes, the random yelling when it is quiet always makes me jump. Same with the random honks when they are behind you are the worst though.
Hey you CUNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT, which way to Dennys?
At the start of a run in high school, my team turned a corner and 80 guys with no shirts came running down the road. As this happened some girl from a car yelled "Let me see your d*** hang out!!"
"Do you know Kip Litton?"
I agree. However, this took place in Boston.
A 10 year old boy yelled "everybody take it off" like the Ke$ha song at my team once
A 300lb black woman yelled "That's naassty" at us
"Eat more pork!" was probably the strangest
Well, then you may be the winner, sir.
I've gotten the usual "Hey sexy", "Run, Forrest, Run" and indiscernible screaming but oddest would have to be "Hey it's Harry Potter!" I had a shaved head at the time and I don't wear glasses but who knows.
It wasn't yelled at me, but I recall passing a spectator in the first third of the Chicago Marathon in '98 who was holding a sign that said "I installed my own faucet this weekend".