...you think scrawny distance runner dudes are super-hot.
...you think scrawny distance runner dudes are super-hot.
you use the terms "easy" and "10-miler" in the same sentence.
you have a box of nip guards
Runner's yeah we're different
That was good. My favorite was the San Fran trolley one.but anyways...you laugh when you here of someone braging about their 20 min treadmille run.you dont tell non-runners how much mileage you do because you dont want to go through the bullshit of them saying youre lying.finally, you take a crap at the same time every single day.and, when you take a week off in between seasons, you cant crap normally.
racecarbakword wrote:
http://chayden.net/Runs/Adidas/Runner's yeah we're different
im not gonna let this thread die whilst so young...
geb means something to you
so does meb
so does webb
shameless self bump
You stop breathing when you run past people to pretend you're not out of breath.
You forget where you are and snot rocket on the way to the office.
You start stretching your limbs while chit-chatting with your co-workers.
You decline an important meeting as it conflicts with a scheduled long run.
I am suprised at how many of us have crapped in the woods.
-You've been caught crapping in the woods.
-You plan your sleep around runs.
-you've had small flies stuck in your neck sweat.
-you know that tim culpepper is not an american distance runner.
You masturbate regularly because you cannot relate to women. Sad but true.
if you are GAY
you run
Night Runner wrote:
You masturbate regularly because you cannot relate to women. Sad but true.
Try again! From Wikipedia's article on masturbation, "Contrary to conventional wisdom, several studies actually reveal a positive correlation between the frequency of masturbation and the frequency of intercourse [citations omitted]."
Not to mention that runners relate to women just fine. In fact, a sizeable proportion of runners ARE women!
you are supposed to be doing a world lit essay, but you are on lets run
you run outside, no matter what the weather is like or what time it is
your shorts are just as short as the girls team's shorts, maybe shorter
you talk trash about every other sport, they talk trash back
track etiquette means something
you buy shoes at the local running store, not a website
runs have priority over pretty much everything else throughout the day
you own Without Limits
You call everyone outside of Xc/Track fat and or lazy.
Mint Berry Crunch wrote:
you buy shoes at the local running store, not a website
I worked at a running store. That is DEFINITELY not true. On a good day I'd see maybe one person that ran over 25 miles/week.
-you love pain
-you have more running shoes than heels or any other type of shoes (yes, this is coming from a female)
-strangers or people you barely know tell you they see you run all the time
Some one comments on your watch tan line the first week of April.
Your buddy says he can't believe you were running 6:30 pace for your 1:20 half marathon, and you don't correct him becuase you are emberassed of your time.
A girl offer to throw your running clothes in the wash and you turn her down becuase you've only worn them once.
You order a big mac and the old lady behind the counter says "only one?".
colorful shoes excite you
you dream about winning a trail marathon
you hate the effin winter
you love summer
the ideal temp is 60