| Not my reel name |
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Mine was "Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball!". |
| redux |
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When are we gonna make out? Boom went the dynamite. |
| Moe's Tavern |
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I first told my wife "Wow, you and I will have some good looking kids." Btw I was right. |
| sdfdfsdfs |
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Me: Hi. I like to make fun of people that run ultras, yet I've never attempted one myself. Her: Holy hell, that's hot! |
| Lyndon Larouche |
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Target: Why are you here (in this bar)? Me: ....to find a sex partner for the evening. Target: Ok. Lets go. |
| nake |
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"Hey. Get with me." |
| Buster cherry |
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Me: Hey babe your head should be where your knees are. |
| Doclove |
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Fancy a goodnight kiss Worked Didn't you win the badminton world championships Didn't (she was 2nd). Thanks to my wingman for that info! |
| Doc Holiday |
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not personal but a friend's... "You have nice teeth." *proceed to tap-tap her teeth with his index finger* |
| Azaleas |
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Me: Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Her: Ja, naturlich She just looked like she spoke German for some reason. 20 minutes later we had sex. |
| It's Me |
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She walked up to me and said "are you brave enough?" I fell for her line. |
| seriously.... |
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"I want to be on you" |
| disgusting perv |
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can i grind this on your backside? |
| good stuff |
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hey STOP...come talk to me. |
| Dudas McGrudas |
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GOBBLE GOBBLE M0THERFVCKRS! |
| Pizzaguy |
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This did NOT work in Mexico: Girl walking along side me in same direction: Where did you get that plate of hot dogs? Me:The hot dog store Girl: Oh, where is that? Me: EL DOG-O |
| luv2run |
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stole this from "Things to do in Denver when you are dead" Me: Are you in love right now? If so, I will walk away, if not... She: No. Me: my name is, what's yours? Got her number. Went out a couple of times nothing came of it. Retired that line since it was 1 for 1. |
| My gf has a whooty! |
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Went out on a blind date a friend hooked me up on, the woman had a friend with her when we first met. I knew from my friend that the girl "Cassie" was skinny and hot and that her friend was not that good looking. So when I first walked up too them I went to the Cassie's friend and said "Hi Cassie, I'm my name. You are a very attractive woman!" Her friend who wasn't all that attractive blushed, laughed and said, "I'm not Cassie, she is!" I appologized and began my date with Cassie. Cassie LOVED that I was attracted too her lesser attractive friend (knowing that she was more attractive and that if I were excited to be on a blind date with her friend, then I must be SUPER excited to be on a date with her!) and immediately fell in love with me. We aren't together anymore, but we were for three years. She often brought that up during our relationship and said that's how she knew I was a good guy. Because I wasn't just looking for the hottest body, although in the end I did get the hottest body. Moral of the story, now when I flirt with women I typically start off by talking too a lesser attractive female. Why? Because the more attractive ones get jealous and competitive and pretty much throw themselves at you if nothing more than too boost their own ego by taking a man away from a lesser woman. It works pretty darn well. |
| so awful |
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Wanna see my fishtank? It's in my room. |
| J.R. |
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I don't want to talk with you anymore. Please go away and leave me alone. |