Generally telling others way more than anyone might wish to hear about their physiological functions and issues. Sorry, guys, but NO ONE in the running store wants to know about your GI problems during long runs or your inner thigh chaffing.
|What about the girls|
“That is not her 5K pace.”
“Hold on, just another .1 miles until I get to 8.”
“Ugh, my Garmin still doesn’t have a signal.”
“I wish I could just get rid of all my toenails”
"She's totally anorexic"
"He's such a hobby jogger"
"I HATE CYCLISTS"
"Is the videofeed working for you?"
|bad as naomi russell|
early on during club XC season when we're tryng to scrounge up a scoring team:
"uhhh, i can't run for the team this weekend. i don't wanna race yet, i need to get a few more workouts in me."
you know what provides a pretty good workout...racing!!! sack up! it's not like anyone cares if you get 40th instead of 48th!!! and a few extra workouts are not going to turn you into an elite - your a goddamn mid-16 5K guy!