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Steven Snell
Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 3:32AM Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
What are the best fake names you've either used or seen at the races?

Post a link if you've got it...

I like this one:
19 A.C. SLATER M 17 HOWELL 19:56 6:25
http://www.coolrunning.com/results/02/mi/Jun29_Artful_1_set1.shtml
Vincent Vega
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 5:22AM - in reply to Steven Snell Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
dukerdog
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 6:17AM - in reply to Vincent Vega Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
There was a guy that used to run races near my hometown named Miles Runner. That was his real name though.
elflord
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 6:59AM - in reply to Steven Snell Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I beat "Jesus God" at a track meet once. I can't remember whether or not I beat "Al Coholic".
vh
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 7:42AM - in reply to elflord Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I have run under Jerry Mizner before, but I think that's not very creative. Some teammates ran as Kronen Bear and Phineas Q. Butterfat. A little more creative.
Wyco Loco
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:01AM - in reply to Steven Snell Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
4 PETER PARKER 20 M WICHITA KS 10:19

Here's a good one with a few names. Notice #'s 3 & 25. There's also some more recognizable "real" names in there.
Wyco Loco
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:02AM - in reply to Wyco Loco Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
flagga
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:04AM - in reply to Wyco Loco Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
How about Alexi Indris Santana. That has to be one of the best of all time.
Yeah . . .
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:06AM - in reply to Steven Snell Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Brock Landers is a winner.
we have a winner
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:11AM - in reply to Yeah . . . Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
http://www.mcrrc.org/racing/race05/05twi-res.htm

21 16/198 2081 Launchpad Mcquack M 21 Princeton NJ 26:22 26:19 5:18
22 17/198 2078 Wes Mantooth M 21 Potomac MD 26:23 26:20 5:18
mikeinboston
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:30AM - in reply to we have a winner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
http://www.coolrunning.com/results/00/ri/Oct20_SNA5KB_set1.shtml

Check out the winner's name. I remember they served, free of chrage, the delicacy that is Newport Storm beer immediately after the race.
Botcher
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:33AM - in reply to Steven Snell Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Skro, Tom
Zeus
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:39AM - in reply to Botcher Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
A friend of a friend ran the New York Marathon with the false name "Nad" printed on his singlet. Apparently lots of spectators called out "Go Nad", which I think he found very funny.
well....
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:44AM - in reply to Zeus Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Johnny Thunders
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 8:47AM - in reply to well.... Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
it's one thing to race with a fake name.....it's another to break 4 minutes with a fake name.
Richar Head
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 9:09AM - in reply to Johnny Thunders Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Dick Gozinya
vector
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 9:16AM - in reply to Johnny Thunders Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
http://coolrunning.com/results/02/ma/May19_Striar_set3.shtml

Top two places are Jedi knights, or at least the actors who played them.
corunco
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 9:23AM - in reply to vector Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
My favorite were the Tyme brothers Leavon Tyme,
Justin Tyme and Juan Mora Tyme. My self I am more inclined to race as cartoon characters Boris Beternoff or bullwinkle Moose. Look for Eddie Haskel and other leave it to beaver people.
JimG
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 9:25AM - in reply to vector Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Rather than list "Bandit" in the results, an RD I know used to put in fake names. Two of his best were "Miles Togoyet" and "I.M. Strayning".
name
RE: Best fake road race names 4/3/2006 9:32AM - in reply to JimG Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
From this weekend's Liberty track meet, I know its not a road race, but it should count. #3

Men 3000 Meter Steeplechase
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Name Year School Seed Finals
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1 Ponder, Drew Liberty Universi 9:25.00 9:27.85
2 Corral, Andrew Bucknell 9:39.00 9:47.44
3 Guy, Some Southern Virgini 9:25.00 9:47.85
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