Listen people there is only one true beer mile champion (and this assumes the beer, lap, beer, lap, beer, lap, beer, lap mile)
His name is Scott Mortenson - he went to UCSD and was the brother of Kim Mortenson (UCLA anorexia girl). He ran a timed 5:11 beer mile back in '94 or '95 I believe.
**I'm not 100% on if it was a cup or a can. If it was from a cup (I'll try to get this verified) then I throw out the time and forget I ever wrote this post.
Anyway, unless you know someone who has run faster, this thread ends here.